Kon says: Also Bobo said I could write the profile for Violently Angry Rasta so here it is:
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I HAVE A COMPUTER, MON. THE ONLY REASON I GOT THIS GODDAMNED OUT OF DATE BARELY WORKING PIECE OF SHIT IS BECAUSE SOME PALE SKINNY TOURIST WAS SELLING THEM CHEAP IN A BACK ALLEY. SO I STABBED HIM IN THE GUT AND TOOK IT FOR FREE JUST BECAUSE I COULD, EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T AND STILL DON'T WANT THIS INFERNAL MACHINE!
I WAS BORN IN JAMAICA, AND I STILL LIVE IN JAMAICA. I WORK AS A FISHERMAN, IF YOU COULD CALL WHAT I DO WORK. I REALLY JUST SMOKE GANJA AND SHOUT AT PEOPLE WHO ARE STUPIDER THAN ME ALL DAY. I FISH ONLY WHEN MY WIFE FORCES ME TO GO GET FOOD, EVEN THOUGH I'D RATHER STARVE MYSELF THAN FEED THAT BITCH OR MY UNDESERVING KIDS. ALSO, I SLEEP IN A HAMMOCK MADE OF LEAVES AND TWIGS! IF YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME, JUST WATCH JAMAICA'S MOST WANTED, MON, AND YOU'RE BOUND TO SEE ME SOMEWHERE IN THERE. CALL THEIR 900 NUMBER, AND THERE YOU'VE GOT MY ENTIRE PROFILE. THERE MON, WASN'T MY INTERNET PROFILE INTERESTING?
Kon adds: It's not as good as if Bobo wrote it
Actually both of these were unfinished but since the writers section is dead it'll probably never be finished